Jon Lajoie – Too Fast (Guitar)
Key
-
Versions
(3)
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Intro]
Bm A Bm A
[Verse 1]
Bm A I can run a hundred miles Bm A without stoppin' for rest Bm A I can stay under water for Bm A five minutes on a single breath
[Bridge]
G When I focus my mind I A always reach my goal G But there's one thing A I cannot control...
[Chorus]
D Dmaj7 I come too fast! D7 G I come too fa-A-A-ast! A A couple strokes and my Bm erection is a A D thing of the past D Dmaj7 I come too fast! D7 G I come too fa-A-A-ast! A Sometimes it's even Bm game over A D before I take off my pants
[Verse 2]
Bm A I've read all the articles Bm A and I've tried every trick Bm A Thinking of Sports or naked Bm A Cathy Bates in About Schmidt
[Bridge]
G If the girl's on top sometimes I'll A last a minute or two G But if we doggie-style A oh man I'm schrewed!
[Chorus]
D Dmaj7 I come too fast! D7 G I come too fa-A-A-ast! A I carry a spare pare of Bm underwear in case a A D girl sits on my lap D Dmaj7 I come too fast! D7 G I come too fa-A-A-ast! A I swear I'll even shoot Bm my load... if a A D fly lands on my shaft. Dm A D Oooooh...