Jon Lajoie – Birthday Song (Ukulele)

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C
It's your birthday today,

what does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain,

                               F
that twenty-one years ago on this day,

            G                                         C     
it was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face,

and nine months before that magical day, your dad probably took your mom out on a date,

              F
and they were having a good time,

                               C
they were dancing and drinking wine,

(optional chorus used on an episode of The League)

C         F      G
happy birthday,

G          C     F
happy birthday,

           F    G C
happy birthday,

C
and when they got home they were horny as hell,

and your dad threw your mom down on the bed,

       F
and he tore her panties off,

                  C
and his penis was hard as a rock,

and then your mom really wanted to give your dad head, but your dad also wanted to give your mom head,

        F
so they formed a sixty-nine,

                     C
and your mom came at least three times,

C
and then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom,

that he forgot to put a condom on,

            F
and when he realized his mistake,

G                                C
he had ejaculated and it was too late,

C             F       G
and then your mom got pregnant,

         C           F
and your dad started crying,

               C             G
he wanted your mom to get an abortion,

         C            F
but your mom wanted a child,

G
and nine months later your were born,

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 and five months later your parents got a divorce