Jon Lajoie – Birthday Song (Guitar)
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It's your birthday today,what does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain,
G that twenty-one years ago on this day, A D it was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face,
and nine months before that magical day,
your dad probably took your mom out on a date,
G and they were having a good time, D they were dancing and drinking wine,
(optional chorus used on an episode of The League)
D G A happy birthday, A D G happy birthday, G A D happy birthday, D and when they got home they were horny as hell,
and your dad threw your mom down on the bed,
G and he tore her panties off, D and his penis was hard as a rock,
and then your mom really wanted to give your dad head,
but your dad also wanted to give your mom head,
G so they formed a sixty-nine, D and your mom came at least three times, D and then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom,
that he forgot to put a condom on,
G and when he realized his mistake, A D he had ejaculated and it was too late, D G A and then your mom got pregnant, D G and your dad started crying, D A he wanted your mom to get an abortion, D G but your mom wanted a child, A and nine months later your were born, G A D and five months later your parents got a divorce