Jon Lajoie – Alone In The Universe (Ukulele)
Key
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Versions
(2)
Guitar
Ukulele
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
I’ve searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn’t find them anywhere, so I
to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as
as I do. – Dan Dee
_Intro:_
C C5 F5 C5 F5 C5…
_Verse:_
C F Floating in space at the edge of time C F In a universe that we can’t define C F Billions of stars in the endless night C F Tryin to find purpose for our lives C F Yet we still take the time (still take the time) C F – F5… Yes, we always take the time…
_Chorus:_
n/c C5 F5 C5 F5 To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh… C5 F5 To milk the snake C5 F5 Girls do the taco handshake C5 F5 C5 F5 C5 F5 C5 I’m gonna hold my sausage hostage… tonight.
_Verse 2:_
C F Whether you’re English, French, Japanese, or German C F Whether you’re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman C F We all take matters into our own hands C F With the five finger army we invade our pants C F We’d all be doing time (yes we’d all be doing time) C F – F5 If it was a crime…
_Chorus 2:_
n/c C5 F5 C5 F5 To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh… C5 F5 To pull the handbrake C5 F5 To play vagina DJ C5 F5 She’s gonna play cuntry on the clitar… tonight
_Bridge:_
C F C G (x2)
_Final Verse:_
C5 F5 C5 G5 He burps his baby, she’s putting on a puppet show C5 F5 C5 G5 Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo C5 F5 C5 G5 He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe
[2 hours later]
C5 F5 C5 G5 Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo F G C I’m gonna play ball on team Penis… tonight