Jon Lajoie – Alone In The Universe (Guitar)
Key
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Versions
(2)
Guitar
Ukulele
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1.0x
Chords
I’ve searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn’t find them anywhere, so I
to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as
as I do. – Dan Dee
_Intro:_
E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5…
_Verse:_
E A Floating in space at the edge of time E A In a universe that we can’t define E A Billions of stars in the endless night E A Tryin to find purpose for our lives E A Yet we still take the time (still take the time) E A – A5… Yes, we always take the time…
_Chorus:_
n/c E5 A5 E5 A5 To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh… E5 A5 To milk the snake E5 A5 Girls do the taco handshake E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 I’m gonna hold my sausage hostage… tonight.
_Verse 2:_
E A Whether you’re English, French, Japanese, or German E A Whether you’re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman E A We all take matters into our own hands E A With the five finger army we invade our pants E A We’d all be doing time (yes we’d all be doing time) E A – A5 If it was a crime…
_Chorus 2:_
n/c E5 A5 E5 A5 To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh… E5 A5 To pull the handbrake E5 A5 To play vagina DJ E5 A5 She’s gonna play cuntry on the clitar… tonight
_Bridge:_
E A E B (x2)
_Final Verse:_
E5 A5 E5 B5 He burps his baby, she’s putting on a puppet show E5 A5 E5 B5 Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo E5 A5 E5 B5 He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe
[2 hours later]
E5 A5 E5 B5 Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo A B E I’m gonna play ball on team Penis… tonight