Jimmy Buffett – Vampires Mummies And The Holy Ghost (Ukulele)

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   Looked in my laptop, what did I see?

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   A flashin' message says today therapy

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   Rather walk through fire than converse with my shrink

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   But I'm getting better that's what some people think

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   Talk about denial and dysfunctional things

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   Head's like a bell somedays it dongs and it dings

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   My brain play tricks on me it likes to shift gears

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   Spend lots of money, but I'm tacklin' my fears

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   Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost

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   These are the things that terrify me the most

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   No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts

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   Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost

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   Had a dream last night took a time travellin' ride

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   Back to my childhood where those monsters reside

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   They snack on innocence and dine on self-esteem

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   But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream

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   Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost

      C            G           D             G
   These are the things that terrify me the most

     G         C                   G
   No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts

                  C         G               D    G
   Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost

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   I was never ever frightened by the murderer on our block

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   He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters

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   The neighborhood is still in shock

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   La la la la, la la la la

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   La la la la, la la la la la la

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   So many dragons lurking out in the fog

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   So many crazy people mumblin' monologues

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   It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read

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   I need protection from the things in my head like

     G        C                     G
   Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost

      C            G           D             G
   These are the things that terrify me the most

     G         C                   G
   No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts

                  C         G               D    G
   Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost