Jimmy Buffett – Vampires Mummies And The Holy Ghost (Guitar)

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[Intro] Dm Gm Dm Dm Gm Fm Dm [Verse 1]
    Dm                  Gm          Dm
   Looked in my laptop, what did I see?

      Dm                   Gm        Dm
   A flashin' message says today therapy

      Dm                            Gm            Dm
   Rather walk through fire than converse with my shrink

     Bb            F                   C
   But I'm getting better that's what some people think
[Verse 2]
     Dm                     Gm         Dm
   Talk about denial and dysfunctional things

     Dm                          Gm            Dm
   Head's like a bell somedays it dongs and it dings

     Dm                          Gm             Dm
   My brain play tricks on me it likes to shift gears

    Bb           F              C
   Spend lots of money, but I'm tacklin' my fears
[Chorus]
     F        Bb             F
   Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost

   Bb            F                C         F
   These are the things that terrify me the most

     F        Bb              F
   No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts

                  Bb       F               C
   Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
Ooohh [Verse 3]
   Dm                            Gm              Dm
   Had a dream last night took a time travellin' ride

        Dm                          Gm          Dm
   Back to my childhood where those monsters reside

        Dm                     Gm             Dm
   They snack on innocence and dine on self-esteem

     Bb                 F         C
   But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream
[Chorus]
     F        Bb             F
   Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost

      Bb          F              C          F
   These are the things that terrify me the most

       F      Bb             F
   No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts

                  Bb         F               C    F
   Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
Ooohh [Bridge]
   Bb    Dm         Gm         Bb      Dm             Gm
   I was never ever frightened by the murderer on our block

    Bb          Dm                Gm
   He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters

          F             C
   The neighborhood is still in shock

    F           Bb       F
   La la la la, la la la la

   Bb       F         C        F
   La la la la, la la la la la la
[Verse 4]
   Dm                      Gm         Dm
   So many dragons lurking out in the fog

        Dm              Gm             Dm
   So many crazy people mumblin' monologues

        Dm                      Gm              Dm
   It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read

    Bb        F               C            F
   I need protection from the things in my head like
[Chorus]
     F        Bb             F
   Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost

      Bb          F               C         F
   These are the things that terrify me the most

     F         Bb            F
   No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts

                  Bb        F              C    F
   Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
Ooohh