Half Man Half Biscuit – San Antonio Foam Party (Guitar)

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[Intro] D A D A Bm G D A D A [Verse]
D             A           D                A
If I had agoraphobia, and if I had claustrophobia

Bm                G     D                 A     D             A
Trapped inside my porch - things would be bleak, especially midweek

D                         A
Your weird dreams don't impress in any way

   D                          A
In dreams weird things are mundane and everyday

Bm                  G D         A   D                    A
Strange to me would be buying a loaf and coming straight home

Bm
Try and get your arse downtown next week

                                          G          A
I'm gonna prove once and for all to the LTA, hey hey hey

Bm
That Tim and Greg are not golden boys, they are in fact automatons

                        G                     A
I've seen the chips and wires and the circuit boards

     D                         A
'The reservoirs are colder and deeper than you think'

     D                                     A
Well stop, wait a minute Mr Spokesman, you don't know what I think

Bm            G                            D
Is your lake about - hmm, now let's see - 

                A   D             A    D    A
A hundred miles deep and ninety below

                  D        A
And is it home to sharks?

     Bm                                               G
It's gonna end up with the storming of a brothel in Palermo

D             A D            A     D  A
 Sniffer dogs in fluorescent bibs
[Chorus]
                        D     A                      D       A
I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards

                        D     A                      D
I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards
[Bridge]
D
This is me pleading for some civic pride

A
Using or losing the Park & Ride

D
Twin town said we just weren't cool

   A                                     D   A
So now we got a suicide pact with Goole
[Chorus]
                        D     A                      D       A
I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards

                        D     A                      D       A
I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards
(fade)