Half Man Half Biscuit – Restless Legs (Ukulele)

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Here she lies in the fleecy gown

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by my side in the eiderdown

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but she can't get a ticket to morning town

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Boring though this film may be

F            AB
Slumber still won't visit thee

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so long as you stay next to me

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for I have restless legs

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Milky drink and sudafed

F            AB
that should sort you out she said

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as I kicked myself clean out of the bed

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praise these restless legs

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Homeopathic cures I sort

F            AB
all in all its come to nought

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I wish it was some astronaut

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who had these restless legs

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and uncontrollable urge to take

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a 5 mile hike around the Ogwen Lake

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just to stretch these restless legs

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No sympathy from Uncle Greg

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nor indeed from Aunty Meg

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but thank god I’m not Jake the peg

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with a extra restless leg

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So come the day when I don’t exist

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And worms are flying through the graveyard mist

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don’t go botherin' the exorcist

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its just my restless legs

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its just my restless legs