Half Man Half Biscuit – Restless Legs (Guitar)

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Here she lies in the fleecy gown

F                 Ab
by my side in the eiderdown

    E                         Am
but she can't get a ticket to morning town

      D7     G7       C
cause I have restless legs

C
Boring though this film may be

F                   Ab
Slumber still won't visit thee

E                    Am
so long as you stay next to me

D7         G7       C
for I have restless legs

C
Milky drink and Sudafed

F                    Ab
that should sort you out she said

E                        Am
as I kicked myself clean out of the bed

D7           G7       C
praise these restless legs

C
Homeopathic cures I sort

F              Ab
all in all its come to nought

E                  Am
I wish it was some astronaut

D7            G7       C
who had these restless legs

C
4:06 and I’m wide awake

F                  Ab
and uncontrollable urge to take

E                        Am
a 5 mile hike around the Ogwen Lake

        D7            G7       C
just to stretch these restless legs

C
No sympathy from Uncle Greg

F               Ab
nor indeed from Aunty Meg

E                     Am
but thank god I’m not Jake the peg

       D7    G7       C
with a extra restless leg

C
So come the day when I don’t exist

    F                            Ab
And worms are flying through the graveyard mist

E                      Am
don’t go botherin' the exorcist

    D7      G7       C
its just my restless legs

    D7      G7       C
its just my restless legs

    D7      G7       C
its just my restless legs