Half Man Half Biscuit – Paradise Lost Youre The Reason Why (Ukulele)

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Well you say you only watch documentaries

                                          C
And that bad cold you've got - that's the flu

                                F
And that book that you foisted upon me

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I'll never read it, will you?

        F                     C
Did you play in the Garden of Eden?

         G                          C
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?

        F                      C
'Cos it seems to me you're the reason

                      G        C
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.

                            G
Was it you who invented the school run?

                             C
At the Laboratoires Garnier, Gaul?

                                     F
And is it you who's to stone for the motorway cone

      C             G      C
Barry Venison and Davina McCall?

        F                     C
Did you play in the Garden of Eden?

         G                          C
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?

        F                      C
'Cos it seems to me you're the reason

                      G        C       
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.

           C                           G
Well we've both seen your personalised reg plates

                                C
And it's not the worst crime I agree

                                   F
But we both know full well that it really should spell

  C   G     C
T-W-A-T O-N-E.

        F                     C
Did you play in the Garden of Eden?

         G                          C
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?

        F                      C
'Cos it seems to me you're the reason

                      G        C
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.

                      G        C
You're the reason why Paradise Lost,

                      G        C
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.