Half Man Half Biscuit – Paradise Lost Youre The Reason Why (Guitar)

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Well you say you only watch documentaries

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And that bad cold you've got - that's the flu

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And that book that you foisted upon me

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I'll never read it, will you?

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Did you play in the Garden of Eden?

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Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?

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'Cos it seems to me you're the reason

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You're the reason why Paradise Lost.

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Was it you who invented the school run?

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At the Laboratoires Garnier, Gaul?

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And is it you who's to stone for the motorway cone

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Barry Venison and Davina McCall?

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Did you play in the Garden of Eden?

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Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?

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'Cos it seems to me you're the reason

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You're the reason why Paradise Lost.

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Well we've both seen your personalised reg plates

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And it's not the worst crime I agree

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But we both know full well that it really should spell

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T-W-A-T O-N-E.

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Did you play in the Garden of Eden?

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Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?

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'Cos it seems to me you're the reason

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You're the reason why Paradise Lost.

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You're the reason why Paradise Lost,

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You're the reason why Paradise Lost.