Half Man Half Biscuit – Everythings Aor (Ukulele)

C          Csus4             C           Csus4
Bubble perm, ever since your bubble perm

                 C    Csus4              C        Csus4
I've gone ex-directory, just in case you need me.

C           Csus4             C            Csus4
Swivel chair, in your leather swivel chair

                  C         Csus4             C         Csus4
You can turn your back on me; leave me in the out tray.

          C               F    
She's the main man in the office in the city

        G                               C
And she treats me like I'm just another lackey

                               F
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face

       G                        C
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

C        Csus4                 C      Csus4
Executive, think you're all executive

                   C           Csus4        C       Csus4
But I can still upset you with Millican and Nesbitt.

C     Csus4               C      Csus4
Acumen, loads of business acumen

              C          Csus4              C          Csus4
But can you remember when you would die for Flintlock?

C        F      G         C
Mary, oh Mary - quite ordinary

            F           G            C
Tell me how does your C D Collection grow?

              F           G           C
With Sade and Whitney, Vandross and T'Pau,

             F G
Everything's AOR.

          C               F
She's the main man in the office in the city

        G                               C
And she treats me like I'm just another lackey

                               F
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face

       G                        C
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

          C               F
She's the main man in the office in the city

    G                                  C
I remember though when she was reading Jackie

                               F
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face

       G                        C
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.