Half Man Half Biscuit – Everythings Aor (Guitar)

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Bubble perm, ever since your bubble perm

                 B    Bsus4              B        Bsus4
I've gone ex-directory, just in case you need me.

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Swivel chair, in your leather swivel chair

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You can turn your back on me; leave me in the out tray.

          B               E    
She's the main man in the office in the city

        F#                              B
And she treats me like I'm just another lackey

                               E
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face

       F#                       B
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

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Executive, think you're all executive

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But I can still upset you with Millican and Nesbitt.

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Acumen, loads of business acumen

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But can you remember when you would die for Flintlock?

B        E      F#        B
Mary, oh Mary - quite ordinary

            E           F#           B
Tell me how does your C D Collection grow?

              E           F#          B
With Sade and Whitney, Vandross and T'Pau,

             E F#
Everything's AOR.

          B               E
She's the main man in the office in the city

        F#                              B
And she treats me like I'm just another lackey

                               E
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face

       F#                       B
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

          B               E
She's the main man in the office in the city

    F#                                 B
I remember though when she was reading Jackie

                               E
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face

       F#                       B
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.