Half Man Half Biscuit – Asparagus Next Left (Guitar Tab)

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Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit http://www.hmhb.co.uk/ Track: Asparagus Next Left Album: Achtung Bono Tabber: Woodshed [Intro] [Riff A]
     A     D     G                  A       D     G
e|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
A|--0--0-0-5--5--2-3-2-3-2------|----0--0-0-5-5-5--2-------------------|
E|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|

     A     D     G                  A       D     G
e|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
A|--0--0-0-5--5--2-3-2-3-2------|----0--0-0-5-5-5----------------------|
E|------------------------------|------------------3-------------------|
[Verse 1] A D G We've just been performing a guerilla gig A D G In the middle of another group's guerilla gig A D G Well, surely that's the ultimate guerilla gig A D G But still they cried like girls C C B A G Road signs on our country lanes may G D Not be what they seem C C B A G Asparagus next left - who says? G D I've been up stream C C B A G Going down there for plum tomatoes G D That's not a good idea C For 'horse manure 200 yards' read D 'Bottomless perdition' [Riff A] [Verse 2] A D G When the club versus country dispute arose A D G Small children were trampled in the exodus A D G We all knew someone at primary school A D G Who had a very powerful magnet C C B A G This-a-way for new potatoes G D An arrow points innocently C C B A G Dirt track to a darker place, that's G D What it says to me C C B A G Last chance for hanging baskets G D They're even giving you clues C Fresh broad-beans and aubergines D Euphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms [Guitar Solo]
   G                                   C
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------5---------------5------3---------------------------------|
G|--5/7--7--7---7----7--7---7---7--4---5-------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

    G                                  C
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------5---------------5------3---------------------------------|
G|--777--7--7---7----7--7---7---7--4---5-----------5/\-----------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

    G                                                  C
e|--3--3-3-----3-3--5-3--------------3-3---5-3-------------------------|
B|--3--3-3-----3-3------5-3----------3-3--------5-3-----3--------------|
G|--------5b7-------------------5b7-------------------5---5------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

     G                                                               C
e|---3-3----3-3----3-3----3-3------3-3----3-3----3-3-3--5-3--------------|
B|---3-3----3-3----3-3----3-3------3-3----3-3----3-3-3-------5-3---------|
G|-------5b7----5b7---5b7-----5b7-----5b7----5b7------------------5--5---|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
[Riff A] [Verse 3] A D G Whatever happened to the plumber's van A D G The humble amateur transit van A D G Vans have become ridiculous with their A D G Strategies and logistics C C B A G Veer left for marmalade G D I don't think so Joe C C B A G And why are tractors turning G D We really ought to know C C B A G So stay alert on the minor roads G D Remember Phyllis Triggs C "Ooh, rhubarb, let's go" D A She's still not been accounted for