Half Man Half Biscuit – Asparagus Next Left (Guitar Tab)
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Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit http://www.hmhb.co.uk/
Track: Asparagus Next Left
Album: Achtung Bono
Tabber: Woodshed
[Intro]
[Riff A]
A D G A D G e|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| B|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| G|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| D|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| A|--0--0-0-5--5--2-3-2-3-2------|----0--0-0-5-5-5--2-------------------| E|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| A D G A D G e|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| B|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| G|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| D|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| A|--0--0-0-5--5--2-3-2-3-2------|----0--0-0-5-5-5----------------------| E|------------------------------|------------------3-------------------|
[Verse 1]
A D G
We've just been performing a guerilla gig
A D G
In the middle of another group's guerilla gig
A D G
Well, surely that's the ultimate guerilla gig
A D G
But still they cried like girls
C C B A G
Road signs on our country lanes may
G D
Not be what they seem
C C B A G
Asparagus next left - who says?
G D
I've been up stream
C C B A G
Going down there for plum tomatoes
G D
That's not a good idea
C
For 'horse manure 200 yards' read
D
'Bottomless perdition'
[Riff A]
[Verse 2]
A D G
When the club versus country dispute arose
A D G
Small children were trampled in the exodus
A D G
We all knew someone at primary school
A D G
Who had a very powerful magnet
C C B A G
This-a-way for new potatoes
G D
An arrow points innocently
C C B A G
Dirt track to a darker place, that's
G D
What it says to me
C C B A G
Last chance for hanging baskets
G D
They're even giving you clues
C
Fresh broad-beans and aubergines
D
Euphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms
[Guitar Solo]
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[Riff A]
[Verse 3]
A D G
Whatever happened to the plumber's van
A D G
The humble amateur transit van
A D G
Vans have become ridiculous with their
A D G
Strategies and logistics
C C B A G
Veer left for marmalade
G D
I don't think so Joe
C C B A G
And why are tractors turning
G D
We really ought to know
C C B A G
So stay alert on the minor roads
G D
Remember Phyllis Triggs
C
"Ooh, rhubarb, let's go"
D A
She's still not been accounted for