Half Man Half Biscuit – Asparagus Next Left (Guitar)
Key
-
Versions
(2)
Guitar Tab
Guitar
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Main riff]
A D G x4
[Verse 1]
A D G We've just been performing a guerilla gig A D G In the middle of another group's guerilla gig A D G Well, surely that's the ultimate guerilla gig A7 D7 G But still they cried like girls C C B A G Road signs on our country lanes may G D Not be what they seem C C B A G Asparagus next left - who says? G D I've been upstream C C B A G Going down there for plum tomatoes G D That's not a good idea C For 'horse manure 200 yards' read D 'Bottomless perdition'
[Main riff]
A D G x4
[Verse 2]
A D G When the club versus country dispute arose A D G Small children were trampled in the exodus A D G We all knew someone at primary school A7 D7 G Who had a very powerful magnet C C B A G This-a-way for new potatoes G D An arrow points innocently C C B A G Dirt track to a darker place, that's G D What it says to me C C B A G Last chance for hanging baskets G D They're even giving you clues C Fresh broad-beans and aubergines D Euphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms
[Guitar Solo]
G C x4
[Main riff]
A D G x4
[Verse 3]
A D G Whatever happened to the plumber's van A D G The humble amateur transit van A D G Vans have become ridiculous with their A7 D7 G Strategies and logistics C C B A G Veer left for marmalade G D I don't think so Joe C C B A G And why are tractors turning G D We really ought to know C C B A G So stay alert on the minor roads G D Remember Phyllis Triggs C "Ooh, rhubarb, let's go" D A She's still not been accounted for