Flight of the Conchords – Humans Are Dead (Ukulele)

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---------------------........................... *from Episode 1 (2007)* Verse 1: (Jemaine & Bret):
Bm
 The distant future, the distant future,
(Jemaine): It is the distant future, the year 2000. (Bret): We are robots. (Jemaine): The world is very different. Ever since the Robot uprising of the mid-90s; There is no more unhappiness. (Bret): Affirmative. (Jemaine): We no longer say yes. Instead we say 'affirmative'. (Bret): Yes, affirmative. (Jemaine): Unless it's a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends. There is only one kind of dance; The Robot. (Bret): And the Robo-Boogie. (Jemaine): Oh yes. Two kinds of dances. (Jemaine & Bret):
Bm (n.G)
 Finally, robotic beings rule the world.
Chorus 1: (Bret):
               Bm                   Am
The humans are dead, the humans are dead.

                  G                             Am
We used poisonous gasses, and we poisoned their asses.

               Bm
The humans are dead.
(Jemaine): That's right they are dead,
               Am
The humans are dead.
(Jemaine): They look like they're dead.
             G
It had to be done,
(Jemaine): I'll just confirm that they're dead...
                      Am
So that we could have fun.
(Jemaine):
  (n.G)
Af-firmative. I poked one. It was dead.
Bridge 1:
Am
 Can't we just talk to the humans?

  C                          Bm
A little understanding could make things better.

Am                                       B7
 Can't we talk to the humans and work to-gether now?
No, because they are dead. Binary Solo: (Bret):
Bm (n.G)  Am (n.G)
 0000001, 00000011,

G (n.G)   Am (n.G)
 0000001, 00000011.

Bm
 0000001,

Am
 0000001,

G
 000000111,
(Jemaine):
Am (n.G)
 Come on sucker, lick my battery.
Coda:
Bm       Am
 Boogie, boogie, (Robo Boogie),

G        Am
 Boogie, Robo Boogie.

                Bm (n.G)
(The humans are dead).

(n.G)
 Once again without emotion;
The humans are dead dead, dead dead dead dead dead dooo... CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- Bm Am G C Bm B7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x02210 xx0231 x32010 133211 022000 020100 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2008 ([email protected])