Flight of the Conchords – Humans Are Dead (Guitar)

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---------------------........................... *from Episode 1 (2007)* Verse 1: (Jemaine & Bret):

Am
 The distant future, the distant future,

(Jemaine): It is the distant future, the year 2000. (Bret): We are robots. (Jemaine): The world is very different. Ever since the Robot uprising of the mid-90s; There is no more unhappiness. (Bret): Affirmative. (Jemaine): We no longer say yes. Instead we say 'affirmative'. (Bret): Yes, affirmative. (Jemaine): Unless it's a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends. There is only one kind of dance; The Robot. (Bret): And the Robo-Boogie. (Jemaine): Oh yes. Two kinds of dances. (Jemaine & Bret):

Am (n.C)
 Finally, robotic beings rule the world.

Chorus 1: (Bret):

               Am                   Dm
The humans are dead, the humans are dead.

                  C                             Dm
We used poisonous gasses, and we poisoned their asses.

               Am
The humans are dead.

(Jemaine): That's right they are dead,

               Dm
The humans are dead.

(Jemaine): They look like they're dead.

             C
It had to be done,

(Jemaine): I'll just confirm that they're dead...

                      Dm
So that we could have fun.

(Jemaine):

  (n.C)
Af-firmative. I poked one. It was dead.

Bridge 1:

Dm
 Can't we just talk to the humans?

  F                          Em
A little understanding could make things better.

Dm                                       E7
 Can't we talk to the humans and work to-gether now?

No, because they are dead. Binary Solo: (Bret):

Am (n.C)  Dm (n.C)
 0000001, 00000011,

C (n.C)   Dm (n.C)
 0000001, 00000011.

Am
 0000001,

Dm
 0000001,

C
 000000111,

(Jemaine):

Dm (n.C)
 Come on sucker, lick my battery.

Coda:

Am       Dm
 Boogie, boogie, (Robo Boogie),

C        Dm
 Boogie, Robo Boogie.

                Am (n.C)
(The humans are dead).

(n.C)
 Once again without emotion;

The humans are dead dead, dead dead dead dead dead dooo... CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- Am Dm C F Em E7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x02210 xx0231 x32010 133211 022000 020100 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2008 ([email protected])