Bowling for Soup – Val Kilmer (Ukulele)

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always thought my movie

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would be a comedy

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not quite the tragedy that its become

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more slapstick than chickflick

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more Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's

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So, thank me at the podium for a lifetime of contribution

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turn on the camera

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someone cue the extras

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hair and makeup to the set

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because the big screen's callin

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final casting call

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its your big shot baby your the next big star

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on another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart

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it's fallin apart

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headed for the cutting room floor

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and in the sequel honey i'm the guy who gets the girl