Bowling for Soup – Val Kilmer (Guitar)

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      I always thought my movie would be a comedy not quite the tragedy that its become

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More slapstick than chick flick, more Caddy shack than Breakfast At Tiffany's

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So, thank me at the podium for a lifetime of contribution

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Turn on the camera, someone cue the extras, hair and makeup to the set

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Because the big screen's callin', final casting call, it's your big shot baby your the next big star

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On another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart, he's fallin' apart

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Headed for the cutting room floor and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl

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      So if you miss my movie get the d.v.d, check out the chemistry between you and me

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Less Raising Arizona, more Steel Magnolias

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So when you walk down that red carpet, I hope you trip and fall

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I hope someone squirts you with a water gun, a super soaker filled with pee

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Because the big screen's callin', final casting call, it's your big shot baby your the next big star

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On another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart, he's fallin' apart,

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Headed for the cutting room floor and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl

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 All apologies to Kevin Costner and that chick from monster 

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 Give me Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer

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 He was funny in Real Genius, top secret was funny too, but he sucked as Batman

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Because the big screen's callin', final casting call, it's your big shot baby your the next big star

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On another dumb movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart, I'm fallin' apart

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Steven Spielberg's calling and he's sending a car, it's your big shot baby, you're the next big star

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On another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart, he's fallin' apart

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Headed for the cutting room floor and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl

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    That gets the girl, I'm the guy that gets the girl (repeat to fade over ad lib lyrics)