Bowling for Soup – 99 Biker Friends (Ukulele)

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This is my first Tab...well its not really a tab is it...hmmm... well anyways I wanted a chordal version so here it is! (Palm Mute Verse)
D           A    G           A
Such a big man, such a little chick.

D           A    G             A
I think it all goes back to your tiny

D           A G              A
Pick-up truck in the driveway,

D       A      G       A
With a sticker on the window

G              A
"Rest in Peace Number 3".
(Strum)
D             A 
Tell all your friends

G              A
How you put her in her place.

D            A
7 pounds of makeup

G       A                G
Just to hide her beat up face.

G    G      G    A
Such a pretty face.
[Chorus:]
D          A             G        A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.

D      A                       G          A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.

G                                   A
She's wearing shades but we all see

C#          G       D   G
Behind the tinted glass.

G            B               
And I've got 99 biker friends

            A         G        
That wanna kick your ass.
(Palm Mute)
D
Tell her that you're sorry.

A
Blame it on the beer.

G
Your dad was mean to you.
A B <--not muted Your friends think you're an asshole
G         A
And I do too.

D             A    G             A
Over compensatin' for your small shoes.

B
Taking her away, but you won't say when.

A
Hold her in your arms,

               A      G      D D D
Tell her this won't happen again.

D <--palm mute  G
When will this end? Well
[Chorus:]
D          A             G        A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.

D      A                       G          A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.

G                                   A
She's wearing shades but we all see

C#          G       D   G
Behind the tinted glass.

G            B               
And I've got 99 biker friends

            A         G        
That wanna kick your ass.

C#              A            G
I wish Bruce Lee was here right now

C#
With his trusty nun-chucks

A                      G
Chuck Norris is still alive,

G
So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger,

G
All the dudes from "Danger, Danger".

A
Let's get the A-Team,

A
50 Cent with his bling-bling,

A                        G
And a couple of prison guards.
[Chorus:]
D          A             G        A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.

D      A                       G          A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.

G                                   A
She's wearing shades but we all see

C#          G       D   G
Behind the tinted glass.

G            B               
And I've got 99 biker friends

            A         G        
That wanna kick your ass.
(MUTE) (99 biker friends)
D     A         G       A       D A G A
I hope that you can run fast
(just wanna mention this) D A G A
Start runnin' now   D A G A
(99 biker friends)

D   A    G    A
just wanna mention this

(just wanna mention this)
D <---no mute
We gonna kick your ass.
BFS FTW! JARET IS THE GREATEST!