Bowling for Soup – 99 Biker Friends (Guitar)

D           D/C#        G             A
D do do do, d do do do, d do do do, d d do do do

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Such a big man, such a little chick.

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I think it all goes back to your tiny

D                    A 
Pick-up truck in the driveway,

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With a sticker on the window "rest in peace number 3".

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Tell all your friends how you put her in her place

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7 pounds of makeup just to hide her beat up face,such a pretty face.

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It takes a tough man to slap her around.

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Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.

              G                 A     B               G
She's wearing shades but we all see behind the tinted glass     

             D                A (stop)
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass.

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Tell her that you're sorry,blame it on the beer

G                        A
Your dad was mean to you,your friends think 

          D           A
you're an asshole,and I do too.

G                 A    
Over compensatin' for your small shoes.

D                A
Taking her away, but you won't say when.

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Hold her in your arms,tell her this won't happen again,when will this end?

D                       A        G    A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.

D                 A                     G  A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.

              G                 A   B                 G
She's wearing shades but we all see behind the tinted glass     

             D                A (stop)
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your...

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I wish Bruce Lee was here right now with his trusty nun ...

      B                A             G
Chuck Norris is still alive,so let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger

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All the dudes from danger danger,let's get the A-Team

   A                               G
50 Cent with his bling-bling and a couple of prison guards

D                       A        G    A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.

D                 A                     G  A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.

D                         A                       G  A
You're such a tough guy I can't wait to bring you down

              B                 A     B               G
She's wearing shades but we all see behind the tinted glass     

             D                A (Stop)              
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass.

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(99 biker friends,I just wanna mention the 69 lesbians)

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(99 biker friends,I just wanna mention the 69 lesbians)