Bo Burnham – Ironic (Ukulele)

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My dog's stomach was very upset,

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So I put him in the car and we went to the vet.

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And on our way to the vet,

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I killed a cat.

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I said isn't that ironic?

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I adopted a child from overseas,

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to rescue him from child labor factories,

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And on his very first birthday we went to Build-A-Bear Workshop.

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Isn't that ironic

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I said isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?

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A water-park is burnt to the ground,

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And a tow-truck has broken down.

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I always used to cry when I laughed,

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and then I was molested by a clown.

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Isn't that ironic?

(Get the idea?) (The only change is the key change were all chords go two semitones up) I was watching Al Gore on CNN, He was talking, and talking, and talking, and then, Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself. I dated an animal rights activist, and one day she got really pissed, Because I was eating veal, That was wrapped in pita (PETA) bread. Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C? I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's pull-out couch. If every day you play the board-game Risk, You probably never taken a risk in your life. And Monopoly has far from the stranglehold on the board game market. A little kid died from suffocation, when he choked a game piece from Operation. And I can't grow a beard. That one's not ironic, that one's just sad. Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant. My grandfather had Alzheimer's and one day we were...