Bo Burnham – Ironic (Guitar)

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My dog's stomach was very upset,

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So I put him in the car and we went to the vet.

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Gnd on our way to the vet,

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I killed a cat.

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Hey, I said isn't that ironic?

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I adopted a child from overseas,

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to rescue him from child labor factories,

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And on his very first birthday we went to Build-A-Bear Workshop.

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Isn't that ironic

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I said isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?

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A water-park is burnt to the ground,

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And a tow-truck has broken down.

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I always used to cry when I laughed,

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and then I was raped by a clown.

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Isn't that ironic?

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I was watching Al Gore on CNN,

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He was talking, and talking, and talking, and then,

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Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself.

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I dated an animal rights activist,

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and one day she got really pissed,

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Because I was eating veal,

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That was wrapped in pita bread.

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PETA? Fuck it,

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Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?

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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch,

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And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's pull-out couch.

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Isn't that ironic, I-R-O-N-I-C

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If every day you play the board-game Risk,

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You probably never taken a risk in your life.

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And Monopoly has far from the stranglehold on the board game market.

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A little kid died from suffocation, when he choked a game piece from Operation.

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And I can't grow a beard.

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That one's not ironic, that one's just sad.

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Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant.

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My grandfather had Alzheimer's and one day we were...