Bo Burnham – High School Party (Ukulele)
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Hey guys
I couldn't find the guitar chords for this anywhere on the internet so I've tried to
a youtube piano tutorial I've found. I've only been playing two weeks so it's probably
wrong. Feel free to rewrite it because I'm sure someone else can do better.
Am [tab]G Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer G I like soda, where's the soda
Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda
Am I see you from across the crowd G I said the party is bumpin' and the music is loud G Am You're really drunk and you're looking sad
It's like a date rape ad
G Girl, then we start to dance and G Girl, baby this is romance Am G Girl, I'm starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants G Girl, you're bodies like what G conjunction junction, that's a fine ass but Am G I'm like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin' 'til you get to the nut
And I said
G G Let's rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block Am G Either way girl, we're taking a walk(wok)…nothing? G You're going to love me the way my uncle did G Except you're not gonna to go to court for doin' it G G Be a guillotine or my girl instead Am G Either way, you're giving me head G I'm gonna love you the right way G Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say Am Girl G When I say girl Am G We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter G Why's it called dry humping if I always need a towel after Am G You spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healed G Even though you're yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed Am We're both aware of my erection G You ask if I have protection G I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby
walked in I had to hide
them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit
G Girl G Girl Am Insert a euphemism
A sexy mental prism
G
Increase my pelvic rhythmFor you with my syllogism
G
I know your body and I know how to please yaDon't thank me, thank wikipedia
Am Guys don't go down, well I am G G What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram Am Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess G Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad Am High school party, senior year G None of that happened cause I wasn't invited…hm