Bo Burnham – High School Party (Guitar)

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Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer

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I like soda, where's the soda

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I see you from across the crowd

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I said the party is bumpin' and the music is loud

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You're really drunk and you're looking sad

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Girl, then we start to dance and

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Girl, baby this is romance

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Girl, I'm starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants

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Girl, your bodies like what

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conjunction junction, that's a fine ass butt

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I'm like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin' 'til you get to the nut

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Let's rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block

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Either way girl, we're taking a walk(wok)…nothing?

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You're going to love me the way my uncle did

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Except you're not gonna to go to court for doin' it

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Be a guillotine or my girl instead

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Either way, you're giving me head

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I'm gonna love you the right way

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Shawty with a body looking hotty when I say

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Girl

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When I say girl

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We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter

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Why's it called dry humping if I always need a towel after

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You spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healed

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Even though you're yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed

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We're both aware of my erection

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You ask if I have protection

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I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby 

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Girl

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Girl

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Insert a euphemism

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Increase my pelvic rhythm

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I know your body and I know how to please ya

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Guys don't go down, well I am

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What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram

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Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess

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Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad

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High school party, senior year

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None of that happened cause I wasn't invited…hm