Bo Burnham – Cookout (Ukulele)
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Guitar
Ukulele
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Chords
INTRO:
G F C Grab a seat have something to eat F G Help yourself its alright F C If you want a beer they're over here G But we only got Coor's light F C Try a chip with my homemade dip F G the stuff is out of sight G F Right before bed we'll shave your head G It's good to see you dressed in white C G F Cause its a Klan KooKout G C G F Klan KooKout G C G F Klan KooKout G C G F G Klan KooKout C G F Heres my wife/sister G She brightens up my day C G She went away and i missed her F G Cause my moms a lousy lay C G Don't hang with foreign fellows F G It'll only be your loss C G Stay here and roast marshmallows, F G By the burning cross C G F At the Klan Kookout G C G F Klan Kookout G C G F Dans on lookout G C G F G At the Klan Kookout C G And if you're black F G Don't wanna see your face C G F They're like high school track G Just a stupid race C G We got a plan F G Kill all the Jews C G Are you a Mexican F G Cause you seem confused?
senor...que? que? que? (kkk)
C G F G Its a Klan Kookout C G F Klan KooKout G C G F G Mein Kampf? man, check that book out C G F at the Klan Kookout G F C F All men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed G F C F Heres an idea for a sequel, someone loses Schindler's list G F C F I cook i clean, cause im the hooded host G F G And on Halloween, i dress as a...slave owner! C G We hate Hispanics F G Hence the 20 foot walls C G And all you goddamn dirty catholics F G Can cath-o-lick my balls C G Ethnics give off weird aromas F G But what I can't understand C G Is why we need high school diplomas F G With the bible in hand! C G F At the Klan KooKout G C G F Klan Kookout G C G F Klan Kookout G C G F C Klan Kookout
...I have Jewish friends