Bo Burnham – Cookout (Guitar)

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[Verse]
E                D            A
Grab a seat have something to eat

                    D    E
Help yourself its alright

                           D    A
If you want a beer they're over here

                            E
But we only got Coor's light

                   D        A
Try a chip with my homemade dip

                    D    E
the stuff is out of sight

E                                D
Right before bed we'll shave your head

                           E
It's good to see you dressed in white
[Chorus]
                 A       E    D
Cause its a Klan KooKout

E    A       E     D
Klan KooKout

E    A       E     D   
Klan KooKout

E           A    E     D   E
Klan KooKout
[Verse]
A            E D
 Heres my wife/sister

                        E 
 She brightens up my day

A                   E      
 She went away and i missed her

D                         E
 Cause my moms a lousy lay

A                E                             
 Don't hang with foreign fellows

D                      E
 It'll only be your loss

A                    E         
 Stay here and roast marshmallows,

D                 E
 By the burning cross
[Chorus]
            A      E   D
At the Klan Kookout

E         A      E    D
Klan Kookout

E       A      E    D
Dans on lookout

       E    A      E     D    E
At the Klan Kookout
[Verse]
A             E  
 And if you're black

D                         E
 Don't wanna see your face

A                  E          D
 They're like high school track

                   E
 Just a stupid race

A             E
 We got a plan

D             E
 Kill all the Jews

A                 E
 Are you a Mexican

D                  E
 Cause you seem confused?
senor...que? que? que? (kkk) [Chorus]
           A       E  D  E
Its a Klan Kookout

A           E   D   
Klan KooKout

            E                A       E    D    E
Mein Kampf? man, check that book out

            A       E    D   
at the Klan Kookout
[Bridge]
E                       D   A                           D
 All men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed 

E                    D       A                            D  
 Heres an idea for a sequel, someone loses Schindler's list

E          D      A                   D
 I cook i clean, cause im the hooded host

E                 D              E
 And on Halloween, i dress as a...slave owner!
[Verse]
A            E     
 We hate Hispanics

D                 E
 Hence the 20 foot walls

     A                         E     
 And all you goddamn dirty catholics

D                        E
 Can cath-o-lick my balls

A                        E     
 Ethnics give off weird aromas

D                      E 
 But what I can't understand

   A                         E
 Is why we need high school diplomas

D                 E
 With the bible in hand!
[Outro]
            A      E   D  
At the Klan KooKout

E    A      E   D
Klan Kookout

E    A      E   D
Klan Kookout

E    A      E   D    A
Klan Kookout