Bo Burnham – A Love Ballad (Ukulele)

C                   F                          Am
She got me with her looks, she got me with her stare,

            F                        C
Bright blue eyes and her long blonde hair,

         F                    Am
From the start it was easy to see,

F                        C, F, Am
This was the girl for me.

F 
who cares if she was 83.

                  F                         Am
She could make me silent, she could make me shout.

                 F                        C
And she drove me wild with those dentures out.

        F                       Am
When we ate people said we were rude,

        F                     C
cause i had to pre-chew her food.

             F                          Am
Her skin was saggy from her feet to her face,

                     F              C
I put my hand up her skirt...second base!

        F                   Am
We made love and the more i thrust,

             F                   C   F,Am,F                       C,F,Am,F 
the more the room was covered in dust...  the room was covered in d-u-s-t

F                      F 
 Then one day i felt i chill

                      F
as i woke up from our bed

                         F
she was lying there real still,

                           F
my little lady was already dead.

                                F
the wake happened on a saturday night,

                              F
I just sat there and bowed my head.

                         F
A little girl was one my right,

                               C
Crying because her grandma was dead.

C               F                     Am
Got me with her looks got me with her tears,

         F                 C
Feminine beauty beyond her years,

         F                    Am
From the start it was easy to see.

F                    
That was the girl me.

Am     F
   Who cares if she was only 3.