Bo Burnham – A Love Ballad (Guitar)

D                   A                          Bm
She got me with her looks, she got me with her stare,

            G                        D
Bright blue eyes and her long blonde hair,

         A                    Bm
From the start it was easy to see,

G                        D, A, Bm
This was the girl for me.

G 
who cares if she was 83.

                  A                         Bm
She could make me silent, she could make me shout.

                 G                        D
And she drove me wild with those dentures out.

        A                       Bm
When we ate people said we were rude,

        G                     D
cause i had to pre-chew her food.

             A                          Bm
Her skin was saggy from her feet to her face,

                     G              D
I put my hand up her skirt...second base!

        A                   Bm
We made love and the more i thrust,

             G                   D   A,Bm,G                       D,A,Bm,G 
the more the room was covered in dust...  the room was covered in d-u-s-t

A                      G 
 Then one day i felt i chill

                      A
as i woke up from our bed

                         G
she was lying there real still,

                           A
my little lady was already dead.

                                G
the wake happened on a saturday night,

                              A
I just sat there and bowed my head.

                         G
A little girl was one my right,

                               D
Crying because her grandma was dead.

D               A                     Bm
Got me with her looks got me with her tears,

         G                 D
Feminine beauty beyond her years,

         A                    Bm
From the start it was easy to see.

G                    
That was the girl me.

Bm     G
   Who cares if she was only 3.