Blink-182 – Happy Holidays You Bastard (Ukulele)
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Chords
Verse 1:
B It's Christmas Eve and I've F# only wrapped two fucking presents B Christmas Eve and I've only F# wrapped two fucking presents Abm And I hate hate hate your guts E I hate hate hate your guts B F# E And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
B F# E I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B F# E I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B F# E I'll never talk to you again F# I'll never talk to you again
Verse 2:
B It's Labor day and my Grandpa F# just ate seven fucking hotdogs B Labor day and my grandpa F# just ate seven fucking hotdogs Abm And he shit shit shits his pants E He's always fucking
shitting his pants
B F# E And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
B F# E I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B F# E I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B F# E I'll never talk to you again F# B B(hold) I'll never talk to you again