Blink-182 – Happy Holidays You Bastard (Guitar Tab)
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Song: Happy Holidays, You Bastard
Artist: Blink 182
Album: Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
Tabbed by King Of The Eskimos, 6/28/01
^Note^ This is the funniest, coolest, and all around
best song off the new CD. The CD?s not bad, not as good
as Enema or Dude Ranch, but there are a few really good
songs (such as Stay Together For The Kids, Fuck a Dog,
and The Time You Fucked Grandpa). Anyways, this song?s rad.
e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------| D--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------| A--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------| E-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------| It?s Christmas Eve and I?ve only wrapped two fuckin presents It?s Christmas Eve and I?ve only wrapped two fuckin presents e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--------------------------------------------------| D--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------| A--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------| E--4--4?-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------| And I hate hate hate your guts I hate hate hate your guts e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--4--4-4------------------------------------------| D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------| And I?ll never talk to you again Unless your dad?ll suck me off e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--4--4-4------------------------------------------| D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------| A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------| E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------| I?ll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I?ll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--4--4-4------------------------------------------| D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------| I?ll never talk to you again I?ll never talk to you again e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------| D--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------| A--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------| E-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------| It?s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs It?s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--------------------------------------------------| D--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------| A--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------| E--4--4?-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------| And he shit shit shit his pants He?s always fuckin shittin his pants e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--4--4-4------------------------------------------| D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------| E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------| And I?ll never talk to you again Unless your dad?ll suck me off e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--4--4-4------------------------------------------| D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------| A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------| E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------| I?ll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I?ll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock e--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--4--4-4-----------------------4---------4--------| D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--4---------4--------| A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--2---------2--------| E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------| I?ll never talk to you again I?ll never talk to you again
And that's that. That's the whole song, 100 percent correct.
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Thanx for reading my tab, and good luck.