Blake Shelton – Kiss My Country Ass (Ukulele)
Key
-
Versions
(3)
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
Verse 1
D
Tearin' down a dirt road, rebel flag flyin', 'Coon dog in the back.
D
Truck bed loaded down with beer, An' a cold one in my lap.
A Earnhart sticker behind my head, G An' my woman by my side. D Tail-pipe's poppin', the radio's rockin'
Country Boy Can Survive.
Well, if you got a problem with that,
Cadd9 A G D (Riff 1) You can kiss my country ass.
Verse 2
D
Well, I love Turkey calls, overalls, Wrangler jeans: smoke nothin' but Marlboro reds.
D
Tattoos up an' down my arms, An' deer heads over my bed.
A My Granddaddy fought in World War Two, G An' my Daddy went to Vietnam. D An' I ain't scared to grab my gun,
An' fight for my homeland.
If you don't love the American flag,
Cadd9 A G D You can kiss my country ass.
Chorus:
A D If you're a down home, backwoods redneck, A G D C'mon, stand up an' raise your glass. A D But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd, Cadd9 A G D You can kiss my country ass.
Verse 3
D
Well, there's a whole lotta high-class people out there, That's lookin' down on me.
D 'Cause the country club where I belong, D Is the Honky Tonk till three in the mornin'. A I don't wear no fancy clothes, G No ties or three-piece suits. D You can find me in my camouflage hat,
My tee-shirt an' cowboy boots.
If that don't fit your social class,
Cadd9 A G D You can kiss my country ass.
(Repeat Chorus)
Verse 4
D Cause I'm a front-porch sittin', D D Guitar pickin', moonshine sippin', D D Bacca juice spittin' country boy from the woods. D D An' I love fried chicken an' blue gill fishin', D D An' outlaw women, an' I wouldn't change if I could. A G I ain't tryin' to start no fight, but I'll finish one every time. D You just mind your own damn business,
And stay the hell outta mine.
If you got a problem with that,
Cadd9 A G D You can kiss my country ass.
Ending
I said if you got a problem with any of that,
A G You can kiss my natural born, A G Redneck to the bone, A G D Ever-lovin' country ass.