Blake Shelton – Kiss My Country Ass (Guitar)

Drop D (D-A-D-G-B-E)
Key
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Versions (3)

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Chords

[Riff]
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-10b-------------------------------------|  b = 1/4 tone bend
D|----------12-10----10---10---------------|
A|----------------12---------12-10-8b------|
D|-----------------------------------------|
[Intro] D [Verse 1]
D
Tearin' down a dirt road, rebel flag flyin', 'coon dog in the back.

D
Truck bed loaded down with beer, an' a cold one in my lap.

G                                                     F
Earnhardt sticker behind my head, an' my woman by my side.

D
Tail-pipe's poppin', the radio's rockin' Country Boy Can Survive.

A7
If you got a problem with that, haha,

N.C.    Cadd9 G/B G   F   D
You can kiss  my  country ass.
[Verse 2]
             D
Well, I love turkey calls, overalls, Wrangler jeans: smoke nothin' but Marlboro Reds.

D
Tattoos up an' down my arms, an' deer heads over my bed.

         G                                                             F
Well, my granddaddy fought in World War Two, but my daddy went to Vietnam.

    D
An' I ain't scared to grab my gun, an' fight for my homeland.

   A7
If you don't love the American flag,

        Cadd9 G/B G   F   D
You can kiss  my  country ass.
[Chorus]
            G                    D
If you're a down home, backwoods redneck,

           G            F            D
Hey c'mon, stand up an' raise your glass.

           G                  D
But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd,

        Cadd9 G/B G   F   D
You can kiss  my  country ass.
[Solo] G D G F D G D Cadd9 G/B G F D D [Verse 3]
                D
Well, there's a whole lotta high-class people out there that's a-lookin' down on me.

           D                                                  N.C.
'Cause the country club where I belong is the honky tonk till three in the mornin'.

G                                                      F
  Don't wear no fancy clothes, no ties or three-piece suits.

        D
You can find me in my camouflage cap, my t-shirt an' cowboy boots.

   A7
If that don't fit your social class,

        Cadd9 G/B G   F   D
You can kiss  my  country ass.
[Chorus]
            G                    D
If you're a down home, backwoods redneck,

           G            F            D
Hey c'mon, stand up an' raise your glass.

           G                  D
But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd,

        Cadd9 G/B G   F   D
You can kiss  my  country ass.
[Verse 4]
            D
Well, I'm a front-porch sittin', guitar pickin', moonshine sippin',
Riff x2 Bacca juice spittin' country boy from the woods.
      D
An' I love fried chicken an' blue gill fishin',
Riff D N.C. D N.C. D F An' outlaw women, an' I wouldn't change if I could, no.
G                                                             F
I ain't tryin' to start no fight, but I'll finish one every time.

   D
So you just mind your own damn business, stay the hell outta mine.

A7
If you got a problem with that,

        Cadd9 G/B G   F   D
You can kiss  my  country ass.
[Outro]
          A7
I said if you got a problem with any of that,

        Cadd9   G/B
You can kiss my natural born,

Cadd9          G
Redneck to the bone,

Cadd9 G/B    G    F  D
Ever- lovin' country ass.