Barenaked Ladies – If I Had A Million Dollars (Ukulele)
Capo 2
Key
-
Versions
(4)
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Intro]
F G F x4
[Verse]
F G F F If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) F G F F I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) F G F F If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) F G F I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an F ottoman) F G F F And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) F G F F Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile) F G F G If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
F G F Am F If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard F G F Am F If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard F G F If I had a million dollars Em C Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere G You know, we could just go up there and hang out
[Break] (Talking part)
F G F (Same strumming pattern as intro and verses)
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah
[Verse]
F G F F If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) F G F F Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat, that's cruel) F G F F And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) F G F F Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu) F G F F And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars) F G F Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant F bones) F G F G And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
F G F Am F If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store F G F Am F If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more F G F Am F If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner G But we would eat Kraft Dinner
[Break]
F G F (same as first)
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
[Verse]
F G F F If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) F G F F Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) F G F F And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) F G F F Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) F G F F If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) F G F F Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey) F G F G If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
[Outro]
F G F Am F If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars F G F Am F If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars F G F Am F If I had a million dollars G I'd be rich