Barenaked Ladies – If I Had A Million Dollars (Guitar)

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For capo on 2, transpose -2 (first chord G) [Intro] | A | E | Dsus2 | Dsus2 | | A | E | Dsus2 | Dsus2 | | A | E | Dsus2 | Dsus2 | | A | E | Dsus2 | Dsus2 | [Verse]
A     E              Dsus2                       A
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

A    E          Dsus2                    A
 I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)

A     E              Dsus2                       A
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

A            E                   Dsus2
 I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an 

A
ottoman)

A         E              Dsus2                       A
 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

A          E         Dsus2                      A
 Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile)

A     E              Dsus2               E
 If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
Dsus2 E              A      ( A/G# )        F#m               Dsus2
 If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard

Dsus2 E              A        ( A/G# )   F#m                       Dsus2
 If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard

Dsus2 E              A
 If I had a million dollars

        ( A/G# )         F#m                            Dsus2 (strum once)
 Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

                                         E (strum once)
 You know, we could just go up there and hang out
[Break] (Talking part)
                            A
Like open the fridge and stuff

                                E
There would already be laid out foods for us

       Dsus2                                A
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

A                      E                                       Dsus2
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon

                   D (strum once)
Well, can you blame 'em
N.C. Uh, yeah [Verse]
A     E              Dsus2                       A
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

A          E                Dsus2                              A
 Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)

A         E              Dsus2                       A
 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

A          E                  Dsus2                       A
 Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)

A         E              Dsus2                         A
 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)

A          E                        Dsus2
 Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant 

 A
 bones)

A         E              Dsus2               E
 And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[Chorus]
Dsus2 E              A        ( A/G# )   F#m                   Dsus2
 If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store

Dsus2 E              A        ( A/G# )      F#m                Dsus2
 If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

Dsus2 E              A         ( A/G# )   F#m                Dsus2 (strum once)
 If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

                       E (strum once)
 But we would eat Kraft Dinner
[Break]
                                     A
Of course we would, we'd just eat more

            E             Dsus2
And buy really expensive ketchups with it

                                         A
That's right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!

       E       Dsus2 (strum once)
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
[Verse]
A     E              Dsus2                       A
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

A          E                 Dsus2                                   A
 Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)

A         E              Dsus2                       A
 And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

A          E            Dsus2                  A
 Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

A     E              Dsus2                       A
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

A          E          Dsus2                               A
 Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

A     E              Dsus2                 E
 If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
[Outro]
Dsus2 E              A    ( A/G# ) F#m             Dsus2
 If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars

Dsus2 E              A    ( A/G# ) F#m             Dsus2
 If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars

Dsus2 E              A ( A/G# ) F#m  E  Dsus2
 If I had a million dollars

E (strum once)
 I'd be rich
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