Amanda Palmer – The Bed Song (Guitar)

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[Verse]
G 
Exhibit A, 

Bm                                Em
We are friends in a sleeping bag, splitting the heat

        G                    C              G              C
We have one filthy pillow to share and your lips are in my hair

G                      Bm 
Someone upstairs has a rat that we laughed at

    Em
And people are drinking

    G                     C           G       C
And singing Van Halen and Slayer on a ukulele tear
[Verse]
G
Exhibit B

Bm        
Well, we found an apartment

Em
It's not much to look at

G            C
A futon on a floor

         G             C
Torn-off desktop for a door

G                       Bm
All the decor's made of milk crates and duct tape

Em
And if we have sex

         G                   C
They can hear us through the floor

             G          C
But we don't do that anymore
[Chorus]
    Em                      G
And I lay there wondering, what is the matter?

Em                   G
Is this a matter of worse or of better?

Em                        G
You took the blanket, so I took the bedsheet

Em                            G
But I would have held you if you'd only

C
Let me
[Verse]
G
Exhibit C

Bm
Look how quaint

                  Em
And how quiet and private

                   G                    C
Our paychecks have bought us a condo in town

         G           C
It's the nicest flat around

G                         Bm
You picked a mattress and had it delivered

    Em
And I walked upstairs

        G                         C
And the sight of it made my heart pound

      G               C
And I wrapped my arms around me
[Chorus]
    Em                        G
And I stood there wondering, what is the matter?

Em                   G
Is this a matter of worse or of better?

Em                            G
You walked right past me and straightened the covers

Em                                 G       C
But I would still love you if you wanted a lover
[Bridge]
        C                           Em    D/F#   G  Cdim/G#  Am     Bm       C     
But you said, 'All the money in the world won't buy a       bed so big and wide,

                           Em D/F# G     Cdim/G# Am       Bm     C                           
to guarantee that you won't acci - dentally      touch me in the night.' 
[Verse]
G
Exhibit D

Bm
Now we're both mostly paralyzed

Em                             G             C
Don't know how long we've been lying here in fear

      G            C
Too afraid to even feel

G                     Bm
I find my glasses and you turn the light out

       Em
Roll off on your side

            G               C
Like you've rolled away for years

        G                    C
Holding back those king-size tears
[Chorus]
    Em                      G
And I still don't ask you, what is the matter?

Em                   G
Is this a matter of worse or of better?

Em                  
You take the heart failure

G
I'll take the cancer

Em                   G            C
I've long stopped wondering why you don't answer
[Verse]
G
Exhibit E

        Bm                   Em
You can certainly see how fulfilling a life

         G                C            G             C
From the cost and size of stone of our final resting home

G                           Bm
We got some nice ones right under a cherry tree

Em                   G           C
You and me lying the only way we know

        G                  C
Side by side and still and cold
[Outro]
    Em                  G
And I finally ask you, what was the matter?

Em                  G
Was it a matter of worse or of better?

Em                             G
You stretch your arms out and finally face me

        Em                           
You say I would have told you

   G         C
If you'd only asked me

   G         C
If you'd only asked me

   G         C
If you'd only asked me