Amanda Palmer – The Bed Song (Guitar)
Key
-
Versions
(2)
Guitar
Ukulele
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Verse]
G Exhibit A, Bm Em We are friends in a sleeping bag, splitting the heat G C G C We have one filthy pillow to share and your lips are in my hair G Bm Someone upstairs has a rat that we laughed at Em And people are drinking G C G C And singing Van Halen and Slayer on a ukulele tear
[Verse]
G Exhibit B Bm Well, we found an apartment Em It's not much to look at G C A futon on a floor G C Torn-off desktop for a door G Bm All the decor's made of milk crates and duct tape Em And if we have sex G C They can hear us through the floor G C But we don't do that anymore
[Chorus]
Em G And I lay there wondering, what is the matter? Em G Is this a matter of worse or of better? Em G You took the blanket, so I took the bedsheet Em G But I would have held you if you'd only C Let me
[Verse]
G Exhibit C Bm Look how quaint Em And how quiet and private G C Our paychecks have bought us a condo in town G C It's the nicest flat around G Bm You picked a mattress and had it delivered Em And I walked upstairs G C And the sight of it made my heart pound G C And I wrapped my arms around me
[Chorus]
Em G And I stood there wondering, what is the matter? Em G Is this a matter of worse or of better? Em G You walked right past me and straightened the covers Em G C But I would still love you if you wanted a lover
[Bridge]
C Em D/F# G Cdim/G# Am Bm C But you said, 'All the money in the world won't buy a bed so big and wide, Em D/F# G Cdim/G# Am Bm C to guarantee that you won't acci - dentally touch me in the night.'
[Verse]
G Exhibit D Bm Now we're both mostly paralyzed Em G C Don't know how long we've been lying here in fear G C Too afraid to even feel G Bm I find my glasses and you turn the light out Em Roll off on your side G C Like you've rolled away for years G C Holding back those king-size tears
[Chorus]
Em G And I still don't ask you, what is the matter? Em G Is this a matter of worse or of better? Em You take the heart failure G I'll take the cancer Em G C I've long stopped wondering why you don't answer
[Verse]
G Exhibit E Bm Em You can certainly see how fulfilling a life G C G C From the cost and size of stone of our final resting home G Bm We got some nice ones right under a cherry tree Em G C You and me lying the only way we know G C Side by side and still and cold
[Outro]
Em G And I finally ask you, what was the matter? Em G Was it a matter of worse or of better? Em G You stretch your arms out and finally face me Em You say I would have told you G C If you'd only asked me G C If you'd only asked me G C If you'd only asked me