AJR – Touchy Feely Fool (Ukulele)

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[Verse]
          C
Well, I'm not too superstitious

      G
But I knock on wood a lot

        Dm
Prayin' I'll wake up tomorrow

        F
Get the guts to tell you off

      C
But I know I'll never get there

          G
You could scream you wish me dead

               Dm
But I'll crawl back to you tomorrow

        F
Why the hell can't I get mad?
[Pre-Chorus]
    C                  G
Someday, won't this be funny?

                      Dm
Well, I want it funny now

             F
Man, I wanna laugh so loud

    C                  G
Someday, won't this be long ago?

                  Dm
I wanna feel that now

           F
Sorry if I can't see how
[Chorus]
    C
I'm screwed

                       G
But, hey, what can you do?

                   Dm
I'm a touchy feely fool

             Am              G
I would give anything to not give a shit

      C
About you

               G
Life is pretty cruel

                   Dm
For a touchy feely fool

             Am              G                  C     G     Dm
I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do

             Am              G
I would give anything to not give a shit
[Verse]
          C
Well, I'm not too claustrophobic

      G
But I lose my breath sometimes

      Dm
Now I can't even talk to ya

         F
Now your lawyers talk to mine

          C
Could you teach me to be ruthless?

        G
Could I be unfeeling too?

      Dm
Maybe someday, when I'm older

        F
I'll be better off like you
[Bridge]
                 C
I'm better off a stick, I'm better off a stone

                 G
I'm better off a jerk, I'm better off alone

               Dm
I'm better not feeling stress or feeling bliss

             Am                        G
I won't feel much, at least I won't be feeling this
[Chorus]
    C
I'm screwed

                       G
But, hey, what can you do?

                   Dm
I'm a touchy feely fool

             Am              G
I would give anything to not give a shit

      C
About you

               G
Life is pretty cruel

                   Dm
For a touchy feely fool

             Am              G                  C          Dm
I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do

G     Dm
I do, I do

             Am              G
I would give anything to not give a shit
[Outro]
        C                  G
But someday, won't this be funny?

                      Dm
Well, I want it funny now

             F
Man, I wanna laugh so loud

    C                  G
Someday, won't this be long ago?

                  Dm
I wanna feel that now

           F
Sorry if I can't see how

    C    G
Someday

    Dm   F
Someday

    C    G    Dm    F
Someday