AJR – Touchy Feely Fool (Guitar)

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[Verse 1]
          D                              A
Well, I'm not too superstitious, but I knock on wood a lot

        Em7                         G
Prayin' I wake up tomorrow, get the guts to tell you off

       D                                    A
But I know I'll never get there, you could scream you wish me dead

               Em7                           G
But I'll crawl back to you tomorrow; why the hell can't I get mad?
[Refrain]
    D                  A
Someday, won't this be funny?

                      Em7
Well, I want it funny now

            G
Man, I wanna laugh so loud

    D                  A
Someday, won't this be long ago?

                  Em7
I wanna feel that now
[Chorus]
           G*                 D
Sorry if I can't see how I'm screwed

                      A
But hey, what can you do?

                   Em7
I'm a touchy feely fool

              Bm             A                 D
I would give anything to not give a shit about you

               A
Life is pretty cruel

                   Em7
For a touchy feely fool

              Bm             A                  D
I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do
[Instrumental] A | Em7 | Bm A D [Verse 2]
          D                             A
Well, I'm not too claustrophobic, but I lose my breath sometimes

      Em7                              G
Now I can't even talk to ya; now your lawyers talk to mine

          D                                A
Could you teach me to be ruthless? Could I be unfeeling too?

       Em7                             G
Maybe someday when I'm older, I'll be better off like you
[Bridge]
                 D
I'm better off a stick; I'm better off a stone

                  A
I'm better off a jerk; I'm better off alone

               Em7
I'm better not feeling stress or feeling bliss

             G
I won't feel much; at least I won't be feelin' this
[Chorus]
     D
I'm screwed

                      A
But hey, what can you do?

                   Em7
I'm a touchy feely fool

              Bm             A                 D
I would give anything to not give a shit about you

               A
Life is pretty cruel

                   Em7
For a touchy feely fool

              Bm             A                  D     A    Em7
I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do, I do, I do

             Bm              A
I would give anything to not give a shit
[Refrain]
    D                  A
Someday, won't this be funny?

                      Em7
Well, I want it funny now

            G
Man, I wanna laugh so loud

    D                  A
Someday, won't this be long ago?

                  Em7
I wanna feel that now
[Outro]
                G                     Bm A G F# Em
I'm sorry if I can't see how someday…

         Bm A G F# Em
Someday..

         Bm A G F# Em  D
Someday..