Woodbox Gang – Tough Guy Blues (Ukulele)
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Ukulele
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Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Drunk As Dragons
VERSE 1
N.C.
I came hungry
Came to make me some money
Got my blues from the karate kid
And my roots from Bugs Bunny
F#m A E x2
N.C.
Well I burned out and got older
My spirit smoldered
Stuffed a sock in my pants
And tossed a chip on my shoulder
F#m A E x2
N.C.
Well I gave up thinking
And I took up drinking
To emanicipate my mind like
Abraham Lincoln
F#m A E x2
N.C.
Then I robbed and I rippedWagging my lips
Singing bibbidibobbidibibbidibib
F#m A E x2
CHORUS 1
A F#m I got drunk and I smoked a lot of cigarettes A F#m I got a hangover but I never got rid of it D Bm My heart got broke and my brain got bruised F#m E F#m I still don't know a thing about the tough guy blues
VERSE 2
N.C.
There was this little flirt
Popping out of her shirt
Smiling and laughing
Hanging on to each word
N.C.
So innocent and sweet
Rockin' to the beat
I tapped that keg
Like she tapped her little feet
CHORUS 2
A F#m A girl half my age in love with me A F#m I got busted at age thirty three D Bm My heart got broke and my brain got bruised F#m E F#m But I still don't know a thing about the tough guy blues
BRIDGE
Bm F#m So high so fast that's when I crashed Bm C#7 Down in the gutter tossed out of my ass
VERSE 3
N.C.
Like a cartoon Saturday morning
I wave by still hovering
And splat on the ground
Know the true meaning of suffering
F#m A E x2
N.C.
I got a reason for the anger
Like a blind blues singer
I gouge out my eyes
And let a stray dog lick my finger
F#m A E x2
CHORUS 3
A F#m I get sad sometimes act suicidal A F#m I look like Jesus but I've never read the Bible D Bm My heart got broke and my brain got bruised F#m E F#m But I still don't know a thing about the tough guy blues