Woodbox Gang – Never Kissed A Girl (Ukulele)

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Band: Woodbox Gang Album: Born With A Tail INTRO-CHORUS

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I never kissed a girl 'til I went to college

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She got drunk and cheated on me

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I never kissed a boy 'til I went to prison

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Murder in the first degree

VERSE 1

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I'm hung like a mouse and horny as a toad

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I keep a steady hand on the gun

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She'd get all revved up and say “Come on in”

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I'd say “Baby I'm already done”

CHORUS

  F                     F
I never kissed a girl 'til I went to college

G                          F
She got drunk and cheated on me

 F                     F
I never kissed a boy 'til I went to prison

F            G    F
Murder in the first degree

VERSE 2 On the day I became a man I asked her If everything was alright She said I gave her the most passionate and erotic Twelve seconds of her life VERSE 3 I may have treated her bad but she treated me worse But she's sorry now you can bet But I got a new lover and he don't like roses He likes candy bars and cigarettes