Woodbox Gang – First Rate Smokes (Ukulele)
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Ukulele
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Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Trashcan Americana
VERSE 1
F C My name is Seymour Green C I'm an honest business man F C I make First Rate Smokes C From a warehouse in my van F C I've had some troubles C With the EPA F C I change my company name C Every other day F C I hire out workers C From Kentucky factories F C Who spend their days working for C R.J. Reynolds Industries F C They find me in the parking lot C When the factory whistle blows F C And we roll up all the tobacco C That gets stuck between their toes
Chorus
F C Take off your shoes C It's time to go to work FC C It's 3am and we're setting up shop F C Take off your socks C Start scraping those nails F C If the ATF discovers us C It's GPCs from jail
VERSE 2
I'm in cahoots with some Canucks
Just above the borderline
They package all my products
With cute logos and designs
I distribute to truck stops
And small town liquor stores
They buy cases of cartons
And call me up for more
VERSE 3
Thrifty smokers don't mind
Where their cigarettes are from
All they really want
Is smoke and tar in their lungs
So if you ever buy a pack
Of First Rate Smokes
You know the tar won't kill you
But the smell will make you choke