Woodbox Gang – Drunk As Dragons (Ukulele)

Band: Woodbox Gang Album: Drunk As Dragons VERSE 1

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The bar closed that night I offered her a ride

Bb       A               Dm
She said, “Take me to your car”

Dm                   C
But I lost my license on a DUI

Bb             A          Dm
I took her away on my handle bars

C                    G
She called me Don Quixote

C                G
Quite ironic I suppose

        F
We were drunk as dragons

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Feast on the fermented flesh of the fallen heroes 

VERSE 2 The place she was staying was the Garden of Eden I stopped at the gates A noisy neon sign buzzed and shined Advertising hourly rates I asked her if she could make it She wasn't walking so well She said, “Don't let me die alone in an interstate town In the bathtub of a sleaze pit motel” VERSE 3 I must confess I was staring at her chest On her heart was a new tattoo Some folks are religious, me I'm just superstitious I cringed it said, “What Would Jesus Do” She asked me if I believed In heaven, hell, redemption, or sin Well it's hard for a man to believe in much of nothing 'til an angel's laying under him