Woodbox Gang – Black Yodel No 7 (Ukulele)

Band: Woodbox Gang Album: Wormwood VERSE 1

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An angel rode the bus home

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I believed her wings were broken

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She asked me the time of day

  Bb      C         D
I asked if she was joking

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She smiled like a woman

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And her tricks were turning

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I smiled like a baby

    Bb    C     D
And felt my body burning

CHORUS

F       D
La di di da

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Yodelayheehoo

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There's people in me head sayin'

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Yodelaaaaaayheehoo

VERSE 2 She asked how I was doing Not expecting me to answer I said fairly well Doctors say I killed the cancer It’s going out of style She inquired about the flavor I said it wasn’t mine It was in my next door neighbor VERSE 3 I scratched my big red nose As the wind blew through my beard If I shave too often My face looks really weird She pulled out her bandana It wasn’t dirty or red Even though inside held A severed shrunken head VERSE 4 I stared like a creep Into those tiny eyes And then one winked at me As the other began to cry She started laughing And tickling its chin Like it was a baby Or newborn kitten VERSE 5 I pulled out my cell phone It melted in my hand She pulled out a bottle And fed the little man I dinged the dinger The bus came to a stop She said thank you sir This is where I get off VERSE 6 I swallowed my vomit So casual and discreet But the taste of eggs and mushrooms Sent it splattered on my feet I ran for the exit The driver hit the breaks I screamed like a woman I didn’t say thanks VERSE 7 I wanted to sneeze Then I wanted to shave I wanted to steal her head And put him in a grave I’m glad her wings are broken I hope they turn to dust I'm gonna learn to drive a car And never take the bus