Woodbox Gang – 665 (Ukulele)

Band: Woodbox Gang Album: Born With A Tail CHORUS

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Well I got 665 I'm a penny short again Satan

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I got 665 I'm a penny short again Satan

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Dark prince of Hell won't you let me slide

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I got 665 I'm a penny short again Satan

VERSE 1

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Well I gave two cents to a guy sleeping on the street

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Who said he spent two weeks without nothing to eat

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So I was down to 664

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But I caught that mother outside of the liquor store

VERSE 2 So I took away his bottle of Thunderbird And I brought it down to the priest at the Catholic Church He bought it off me for $1.98 Just before he pointed to the cross and the collection plate VERSE 3 When I go I want to go on the winning side So I dropped in $1.95 It felt so good to be holding 667 Because that's the kind of money I need to get me into heaven VERSE 4 I know then I should have rushed on over to see you But I stumbled up on a team trying to settle a dispute So I offered to help in the debate of theirs By flipping my extra penny into the air VERSE 5 Sadly I didn't catch it when it came back down It fell into the sewer after rolling around Not being the type to assist only to fail I pulled out the only penny that was gonna keep me out of Hell VERSE 6 Feeling so clumsy and aloof this time I asked the gentlemen to flip it if he'd be so kind But their dispute was whether a sucker was born every minute Once he had that penny in his hand away they went