Will Wood – Love Me Normally (Ukulele Intro Tab)

[Intro]
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In the lipstick on the mirror

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Are the lyrics to my obituary

    F                 A
In iambic pentameter, follow parameters

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Crossing my eyes, dot my t's

        F               A
I was delivered holding scissors

         Dm                Bbm
I live deliberately, I'm a quitter

      Dm
And a winner anyway

        Gm                 C
Cause I never agreed to participate in this game

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Won't follow my dreams cause they all got me waking up screaming

        Gm
I can't let them go for me

      C                    C#
After all, there's no I in team

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And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal

      D#m                    B
I suggest that we keep this informal

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'Cause a normal human being wouldn't need

                 F#            A#
To pretend to be normal, to be normal

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Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya!

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To be normal in a way I couldn't be, yeah yeah

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C'mon, c'mon, and love me normally

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If I could live in third person, well I don't think life would be much worse than it is

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In the current tense, presently, this sentence ending in question marks or dot dot dot

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Is it courageous or escapist to leave the quarantine when you're contagious?

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It may just be a cold

    Gm                        C
And besides I don't wanna get old yeah

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I drank myself to death to be the afterlife of the party

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When the afterparty came, I was rolling in my grave

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And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal

      D#m                    B
I suggest that we keep this informal

        F#            A#                 D#m   B
'Cause a normal human being wouldn't need

                 F#            A#
To pretend to be normal, to be normal

       D#m                            B
Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya!

      F#          D#m              G#m       C#
To be normal in a way I couldn't be, yeah yeah

B                C#             F#   A#   D#m   Bm
C'mon, c'mon, and love me normally

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Now this is the part of the song where I talk to my audience.

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I like to tell 'em there's something I want from you hep cats tonight.

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I want you to look to your left, look to your right, your 12 o'clock, three o'clock, six o'clock,

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nine o'clock, rock around the clock tonight.

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And I want you to find those points of no return, those singularities, those event horizons,

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those burning rings of fire in the beautiful pupils and the beautiful eyes of the beautiful boy, girl,

F       A       Dm       Bb
neither, both, or in-between that you brought with you tonight.

F       A       Dm       Bb
And I want you to tell 'em how you really feel.

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I want you to love the way they so seamlessly, like a dream for me,

F       A       Dm       Bb      N.C
so beautifully, oh so dutifully, jam that square peg in the round hole in their hearts!

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I want you to tell 'em that you love the way that they don't stick out like sore middle fingers.

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That they crawl their way up the side of the bell curve, stick their flag in the peak,

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and slide their way back down. I want you to tell them that you love the way that they're not maladaptive,

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not malcontent, not malignant or maleficent,

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but rather that you love them exactly the way that everybody else is!

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I was nothing before so

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I couldn't have asked to be born

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I'll be nothing again, so what am I between now and then?

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Is there nothing to fear

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Cause shit's getting weird

      Gm
So to God who made this man

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You better have one hell of a plan

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And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal

      D#m                    B
I suggest that we keep this informal

        F#            A#                 D#m   B
'Cause a normal human being wouldn't need

                 F#            A#
To pretend to be normal, to be normal

       D#m                            B
Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya!

      F#          D#m              G#m       C#
To be normal in a way I couldn't be, yeah yeah

B                C#
C'mon c'mon yeah, I said come on yeah

B                C#
C'mon c'mon yeah, I said come on yeah

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C'mon, c'mon, and love me normally