Will Wood – I - Me - Myself (Ukulele Live)
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(4)
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Chords
I believe he may have been playing on a baritone uke or perhaps a drop G uke, but this was learned on a
standard uke.
Listen to video for strumming pattern variations
[Intro]
G Em C D C# D
G Em C D C# D
G Em C D (vocalizing)
G Em C D
G Em C D
G Em C D B Big girls don't cry
[Verse 1]
Em G D B I've been feeling lightheaded since I lost enough weight to fit back in my skin Em G D B Flower petals and feathers tether me to the ground (pound for pound) Em G D B Take my tea with formaldehyde for my feminine side since the day that I died Em G B While I whittle my bones until I'm brittle, am I pretty now? C D G Gmaj7 Em For some reason I find myself lost in what you think of me C D G D And too confused to choose who I should be
N.C
And now you've got me thinking
[Chorus]
G Bm I wish I could be a girl, and that way C G D You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend G Bm C D Am I pretty enough to lie to? O-wa-ohh G Bm I wish I could be a girl, and that way C G G D D You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend G Bm C D Just little old me in a big big world, O-wa-ohh C D Ah-a-a-a-a-a-ah G Gmaj7 Em Little old me in a big world C D I-I-I-I-I
N.C
I wish...
[Instrumental]
G Em C D B
[Verse 2]
Em G D C7 I've been feeling lighthearted since I gained enough weight back to c-c-c-c-cover my bones Em G D B I get dressed up in shadows one leg at a time – we're so alike Em G But if the shoe fits, then I won't try it on D C7 You'll be walking out early, but the show must go on Em No, I know that I'm wrong B But I love how you're on my side C D G Gmaj7 C7 Em It's been a point of contention between myself and this body that they stuck me in A7 D G The privilege of being born to be a man
N.C
And now you got me thinking
[Chorus]
G Bm I wish I could be a girl, and that way C G D You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend G Bm C D Am I pretty enough to lie to? O-wa-ohh G Bm I wish I could be a girl, and that way C G G D D You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend G Bm C D Just little old me in a big big world, O-wa-ohh C D Ah-a-a-a-a-a-ah G Gmaj7 Em Little old me in a big world C D I-I-I-I-I
N.C
I wish...
[Instrumental]
G Em C D C# D
G Em C D C# D D D D
[Bridge]
B7 Em Lately I've been wishing I were 5 foot 5 weighing 99, wearing thigh highs, hi guys B7 Em I'll be your prosthetic meet your anesthetic criteria B7 Oh and could you please objectify me? Em N.C I'm-a just a hunk a hunk of burning self-loathing Am D My evidence, my witness, my evidence, my witness Am My evidence, my witness
N.C
(Spoken) What is it they used to say on Tumblr? What is it they used to say? Something like
"my pronouns are your business shitlord"?
B7 Em And now you're eating your prosthetic meat your anesthetic criteria, pathetic seeing you become acetic B7 Em Say my name like a slur but I've been called worse and I heard it all before, no this isn't my first
curse word
B7 Em Let me be the void you fill with taxidermy fingerprints taxonomize our differences Am D I am quantum physics, my witness brings me into existence
N.C
Cause'
[Chorus]
G Bm I wish I could be a girl, and that way C G D You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend G Bm C Am I pretty enough to love back? D No, not yet G Bm C I wish I could be a girl, and really I'd prefer it if you would use G G D D I/Me/Myself G Bm C D Am I pretty enough? Am I pretty enough to fucking die-i-i-i? C D Ah-a-a-a-a-a-ah G Gmaj7 Em Little old me in a big world C D I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I G Gmaj7 Em Well I would give you my whole wo-o-o-orld C D Oh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh G Gmaj7 Em Little old me in a big world C D I-I-I-I-I
N.C
I wish...
[Instrumental]
G Em C D
G Em C D
G Em C D
G Em C D
G Em C D
G Em C D
[Outro]
G Em All identities are equally invalid C D Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it? G Em All identities are equally invalid C D Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it? G Em All identities are equally invalid C D Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it? G Em All identities are equally invalid C D (Spoken) Good evening officer, we're just playing music, nobodies making any money...