Wilbur Soot – Internet Ruined Me (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro: Chevy]
F#m E D A
D A D Bm
F#m E D A Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm D A D Bm Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm F#m E D A Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm D A D Bm Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
[Verse 1: Wilbur Soot]
D A My keyboard's like my heart D It shines in RGB and it's full of blood A I don't know what is wrong with me D But I'm scared, pissed off and lonely (horny) A I have trouble speaking to women D Unless they're 2D or high definition A Spend all my time on social media Bm D This is the state that I'm in
A D A
[Verse 2: Wilbur Soot]
D A A* My Twitter feed's like my brain D 'Cause I have it on dark mode A Memorise everything she says D So I can use it to guess her passcode A She's beauty, she's grace D She has a profile picture of her gorgeous face A To try and get more sponsors Bm A Bm* To try and get more sponsors
[Chorus: Wilbur Soot, Chevy]
A* D But why don't you care? Bm* A* I have spent the past ten years of my life D Making you prepared Bm* A* You're political enough but not contrary D Sexual enough but not enough to scare me Bm A D Give me a reason not to be on my knees E E* The internet has ruined me F#m E D A Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm D A D Bm Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
[Verse 3: Wilbur Soot]
D A Look, I know I must sound insane D But that's part of the package A If she can't handle me at my worst D She don't deserve my mental baggage A I know you want six foot four D But one foot more and I'd almost be tall enough A To reach the high shelf, be your incel Bm D A I think I might be a threat to myself D A threat to myself
[Interlude]
A Bm A
[Chorus: Wilbur Soot, Chevy]
Bm* A* D But why does she run? Bm* A* D When I'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my income Bm A It feels like my ideas of affection D Are based around artificial perfection Bm A D I just want to appease E* The internet has ruined me F#m E D A Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm D A D Bm Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm F#m E D A Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm D A D Bm Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
[Outro: Wilbur Soot & Chevy]
D A We used to sleep on call together D We used to sleep on call together A We used to sleep on call together D We used to sleep on call together A We used to sleep on call together D We used to sleep on call together A We used to sleep on call together Bm We used to sleep