Wilbur Soot – Im In Love With An E-Girl (Guitar)

[Chords]
G:   3-5-5-4-3-3
B:   7-9-9-8-7-7
C:   8-10-10-9-8-8
A7:  5-7-5-6-5-5
D:   10-12-12-11-10-10

           G
Well, it's 2:45pm

     B                C
Wake up from snoring, open DMs

G
Can of Red Bull by the bed

B               C
Vape is charged, Snapchat's read

       G        B  C
What's popping?

       G        B  C
What's popping?

      G
She's beauty, she's grace

          B                     C
She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face

G
Just a single message more

          B             C             A7
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord

               C
I wanna be the guy

         B               A7
That you fall asleep on call with

                  C
I'll make you forget

      B                 A7
Every guy that came before me

              C
'Cause I like you

    B               A7
And you like my attention

                  C
Let's skip to the good bit

                                   D
Let's consummate our internet connection

G
I'm in love with an

B
I'm in love with an

C
With an e-girl

G
I'm in love with an

B
I'm in love with an

C
With an e-girl

G
Mum took away my PS4

     B                         C
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall

    G
I'm not aggressive

                              B  C
I just ooze masculine passion

G
Did you know I've also got depression?

    B                       C
I'm self-diagnosed, thought I should mention

G                                   B    C  A7
I thought you could be the one to fix me

               C
I wanna be the girl

         B                A7
That you fall asleep on call with

          C
Meanwhile I'll

     B               A7
Find other people to talk with

                C
'Cause you like me

    B                  A7
And I think you're a maniac

                  C
Let's skip to the good bit

                                D
Let's completely block all contact

G
I'm in love with an

B
I'm in love with an

C
With an e-girl

G
I'm in love with an

B
I'm in love with an

C
With an e-girl

G
Mum took away my PS4

     B                  C
I've said it so many times before

        G                             B  C
How can I live on if I keep on collecting

      G
These every little slights and insurrections

B                C
Constant pain in every dimension

   G
My body weeps

                           B  C  A7
Disbelief heads suspensions

               C
I wanna be the guy

              B                A7
That you find stalking your affections

                  C
Your social media scoured

         B            A7
You seek police interventions

              C
Cause I base my

 B                  A7
Ideals on obsessive media