Wilbur Soot – If You Vape (Guitar)

C
If you're gonna vape

C/G
You're gonna move onto weed

C
And if you move onto weed

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you're gonna try speed by the time you're eight

C
And if you vape

C/G
You're gonna die from meth overdose

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And when you die from, a meth overdose

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No one is gonna come to your funeral

C/G*
'cos you vaped

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I, once knew a man who vaped,

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He's fucking dead now

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He threw himself under a car,

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Because he couldn't live with the fact he vapes

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I wish he didn't vape

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Wish he didn't vape.

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So in conclusion

C/G
If you vape

C
you're gonna make me irate

C/G
I'm gonna slam my fist

C
through a plate

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Then I'm gonna snap your vape

C/G
Put down the Juul

C*
And focus

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Because if you vape

         C/G
You get straight Fs

        Am*
And the you die from